Tuesday, January 31, 2006
The Break-Up
So I finally returned her call after her third attempt to reach me.
ME: So, hey. It's ME. I thought you should know that I'm not coming back.
Her: Okay.
ME: I've been seeing someone else.
Her: Well, thank you for calling and letting me know.
ME: Do you want to know why?
Her: Yeah, actually, I would.
ME: It's your hygienist. She was really mean. I felt like she was punishing me for skipping my last appointment. And then when it was all over, she admitted my teeth weren't really that bad.
Yes, today, I broke up with my dentist. The very same one who had that awesome massage chair. But thanks to Mari, I love my new dentist, even though his chair doesn't offer shiatsu.
ME: So, hey. It's ME. I thought you should know that I'm not coming back.
Her: Okay.
ME: I've been seeing someone else.
Her: Well, thank you for calling and letting me know.
ME: Do you want to know why?
Her: Yeah, actually, I would.
ME: It's your hygienist. She was really mean. I felt like she was punishing me for skipping my last appointment. And then when it was all over, she admitted my teeth weren't really that bad.
Yes, today, I broke up with my dentist. The very same one who had that awesome massage chair. But thanks to Mari, I love my new dentist, even though his chair doesn't offer shiatsu.
Comments:
you are funny! i am very loyal to people like that as well. i always say how i don't want to cheat on my stylist :) and i haven't!
i love how you disguise your posts like that. it always gets me. i start getting stressed and reading faster and then ahhhh ok... she's talking about the dentist etc...
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