Friday, December 03, 2004
I am *not* a f%&@kin' pixie!
I got my hair cut into this cute little messy 'do and if I hear one more person say, "How cute! You look like a pixie!" I'm going to puke.
What in the heck are pixies anyway? C says they're like fairies only mischievous.
According to a Collector's website, pixies are small, usually winsome-looking little creatures with pointed ears. (Okay, I may be slender and cheerful at times, but my ears aren't even vaguely pointed.) Many pixie figurines have dimples - despite how cute dimples are, I won't pretend to have them either. And hasn't anyone noticed? Their ears stick out! My ears definitely do not stick out. Pixies don't have beards nor wings; well, okay, I guess we've got something in common then.
According to Professor Ruby, pixies are mean, rude, and obnoxious. If you feed them too much or too little, they'll become much more rude than they were before.
I didn't realize my friends had noticed I become a bit cranky when my blood sugar gets low. :-)
"Pixies are a proud race. If you insult them, they will act like a hippogriff--but worse. They will not only attack the insulter, but everyone and everything around them. They are one of the most dangerous magical creatures, and don't laugh. If you were to insult a pixie, you would be far from laughing. If you set a group of pixies against a lion, they would most definetly win. They would tear the lion to pieces, or leave it close to crying and leave it all alone on the ground. They have hearts almost as cold as harpies."
I seriously do not think I fit that description. And all this just for cutting my hair?????
What in the heck are pixies anyway? C says they're like fairies only mischievous.
According to a Collector's website, pixies are small, usually winsome-looking little creatures with pointed ears. (Okay, I may be slender and cheerful at times, but my ears aren't even vaguely pointed.) Many pixie figurines have dimples - despite how cute dimples are, I won't pretend to have them either. And hasn't anyone noticed? Their ears stick out! My ears definitely do not stick out. Pixies don't have beards nor wings; well, okay, I guess we've got something in common then.
According to Professor Ruby, pixies are mean, rude, and obnoxious. If you feed them too much or too little, they'll become much more rude than they were before.
I didn't realize my friends had noticed I become a bit cranky when my blood sugar gets low. :-)
"Pixies are a proud race. If you insult them, they will act like a hippogriff--but worse. They will not only attack the insulter, but everyone and everything around them. They are one of the most dangerous magical creatures, and don't laugh. If you were to insult a pixie, you would be far from laughing. If you set a group of pixies against a lion, they would most definetly win. They would tear the lion to pieces, or leave it close to crying and leave it all alone on the ground. They have hearts almost as cold as harpies."
I seriously do not think I fit that description. And all this just for cutting my hair?????
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